"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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World Series...Royals vs. Mets

Who wins the World Series?

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As a NY Yankees fan whose team got blanked in the AL Wild Card game, I'm just coming home from a Mets bar in Queens and just watched an awesome extra inning game that the Royals won in 14 innings 5-4.

I'm really torn about who will win the series. As a New Yorker i want to root for the Mets but I've also followed the Royals for the last 3 years and they look like the most "complete team with great chemistry" that I've seen in a while. I think the Royals have a slight edge....we'll see.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'm saur towards the Mets they beat out my Cubs :(
 
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In the 1980's, the Mets and Cardinals had a good rivalry going. At one point, a St Louis radio station made these t-shirts and gave them away:


But, speaking of the 1980s, the last time the Royals won the series was 1985. They stole it from the Cardinals on one of the worst blown calls in baseball history.

This runner was called safe, and ended up scoring the game winning run.
 
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Royals won tonight in a runaway win 7-1. Royals now up 2-0 going back to NY. Must win for the Mets this Friday...
 
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