"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Work on your GAME (Why I Don't Get "Rejected")

8YearLurker

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^ Hey man, this could be the start of something cool, and I mean this in the most heterosexual way possible. I'm writing you a pm now...


And to the others, my apologies for changing the subject matter of the thread.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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8YearLurker said:
^ Hey man, this could be the start of something cool, and I mean this in the most heterosexual way possible. I'm writing you a pm now...
It's alright bro, you can come out you know. Remember, there's nothing to be ashamed about. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Hahaha, remember that Seinfeld episode with Jerry and George, "Not that there's anything wrong with it". In general though, I have nothing against gay's. Everybody's cool in my book and deserves to be treated with respect. Talk to ya during the week man.
 
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