"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Women should have some weight don't you think? Just a bit. And titties.

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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mrRuckus

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She looks like a clown with that painted face and fake hair.
 

zekko

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There's no such thing as a 10.
Too much makeup and she looks about 16. How old is she?
What is she doing there, talking about a video game?
I told you there are some nerd girls out there.

I agree with your main point though. A woman who is too lean and muscular enough can look too masculine. She should have some curves (and by curves I don't mean sloppy fat rolls like women today are trying to make the word "curves" mean). Like you say, just a bit. Overall, it's really a matter of taste.
 
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