MikeOck
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Gentleman, don't be a fool. Buy a test yourself and watch her go on it.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/09/02/women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-on-craigslist/
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Women Sell Positive Pregnancy Tests on Craigslist
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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/09/02/women-sell-positive-pregnancy-tests-on-craigslist/
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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And then, even if it's still positive, doesn't mean it's yours.MikeOck said:
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Great advice.MikeOck said:
The only problem is that it could cause a riff if brings up the "trust" issue. Just be prepared to handle that whole thing.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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In a way she's right. If men collectively woke up and smelled the bacon, and took responsibility, this shyte wouldn't happen.Desdinova said:
And no, I don't mean "take responsibility" as in be a good baby daddy.
I mean take responsibility to assume that most women you sleep with will do ANYTHING to squeeze you, so it's up to YOU, not HER to make sure SHE doesn't get pregnant.
Generally speaking, as society swirls further and further down the toilet, it's very, very important to be very very careful in whom you put your trust.
Trusting some floozy to "not get pregnant" is just asking for trouble.
It's like trusting a homeless dude to pay you back the ten bucks you loaned him for a bottle of jack.
Just think about the freedom this would give you. If you took iron-clad steps to make sure you NEVER got anybody pregnant, if she EVER pulled anything like this, you could just say,
"Well, I know it's not mine. Been nice knowing you."
