"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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**women respond emotionally to challenge!!!

jester123

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Listen up guys! If you want a girl-hold your poker cards close to your heart-dont ever let her see them!!
You have 1 chance so dont blow it!
Exercise patience above all things. Never ever let her know how you feel. Keep your interest level much lower than hers. Try to "up" her interest level.
Do not call her too much! Never ever email her or leave messages on her answering machine-EVER!! You are the MAN that only talks to the women in person or on the phone directly.
Do not try to accomodate her or try to seek approval from her. Be the ******* that you are! Yes if you are an *******, then you can be yourself!!
Dont compliment her.
Be ****ey as hell-be funny.
When she says "I am having a bad hair day" you say-"yeah I have seen it looking better-you need to do something about that!"
Relax-have fun with her inconsistent behavior-it is more fun than a ride at disneyland!-never question it because even she wont understand it-this chick might be a hb10 and even hold a phd in physics!!!!
Go with the flow and wait!!!!!!! for her to call you!! cause you are the answer to all her romantic dreams!!!
Never initiate a kiss or hold her hands or touch her-wait for her touch-and I guarantee she will give youe the nudge or touch-then you can do the touch game with her-but go easy.
remember this is a game-not in her eyes though-it is a long and fun one if it is with Miss Right!
****very important***
date other women while you are with her!!!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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golf299

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i wouldnt listen to most of this 'advice'...
 

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golf299 response

I bet you arent very succesful with dating if you dont agree with this
 

Don Rageta

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I Love It When Someone Click And Pastes Random And Contradictory Ideas From SoSuave And The DJBible And Tries To Take Credit For Them.
 

bud_2005

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I think most of these things you say to never do should be done, but only every once in a while.

You say to never iniate a kiss. Well what if she never does either. You'll look too scared to take a risk and never get any action.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Black Panther®

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to be honest with yall this is what my gurl has been doing for the 3 months that weve been together and even before.

Haha i needed this...
 
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