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Master Don Juan
Tonight I was at the bowling alley and I ran into the mexican chick I am always practicing my ****y/funny stuff on.
I should have expected her there considering this was a school function.
She walked up and greeted me and went to shake my hand. I tried to hold her hand using the special handshake where you hold the womans hand facing halfway downwards and shaking downwards.
Sure enough she was her b;tchy self and immediatelly resisted and tried to shake my hand like I would another man.
I said no and told her that that was the way a woman shakes peoples hands and that she should shake my hand like a woman, and she walked off.
She came back later and asked if I would join her at her lane, so I went and joined her.
She was sucking pretty bad and kept throwing gutter balls. She came up to me and said "I think I just costed all of us from winning a teeshirt in the competition"
I responded," I guess I'll just pretend that you are doing this on purpose."
she had this confused look on her face so I stated, "You know, so you would feel better about yourself."
All of a sudden she turned nice and began offering me places to sit and hand fed me breadsticks, which she would promply tear in half and eat the other half.
I wore this red wife beater shirt under my patterned polo shirt, so I took off my polo shirt exposing the wife beater.
She gave me this look and said "You must be hot!"
I responded with "and why not?"
and she responded with "Well, it's starting to feel hot in here"
Funny statement considering this place was freezing cold when sitting in certain spots.
Then she started to intentionally throw gutter balls and at the end of the round before the school bushes had to leave she started messing around with the controls and caused my pins to line up funny. I went over to tell her to reset the controls and stop messing with them, and told me she was sorry and didn't know how.
Then she set the pins onto her name and asked if I felt better. I aksed ker why that should make me feel better
and she said "it doesn't make you feel better?" So I responded with "Actually it does, come over here and hit down these pins."
Well, she said "we're leaving" and headed off to the school transportation while I waited behind.
Obvious signs or no? B eats me.. All I know is that she has a habit of acting b;tchy so I use her for practice..
I should have expected her there considering this was a school function.
She walked up and greeted me and went to shake my hand. I tried to hold her hand using the special handshake where you hold the womans hand facing halfway downwards and shaking downwards.
Sure enough she was her b;tchy self and immediatelly resisted and tried to shake my hand like I would another man.
I said no and told her that that was the way a woman shakes peoples hands and that she should shake my hand like a woman, and she walked off.
She came back later and asked if I would join her at her lane, so I went and joined her.
She was sucking pretty bad and kept throwing gutter balls. She came up to me and said "I think I just costed all of us from winning a teeshirt in the competition"
I responded," I guess I'll just pretend that you are doing this on purpose."
she had this confused look on her face so I stated, "You know, so you would feel better about yourself."
All of a sudden she turned nice and began offering me places to sit and hand fed me breadsticks, which she would promply tear in half and eat the other half.
I wore this red wife beater shirt under my patterned polo shirt, so I took off my polo shirt exposing the wife beater.
She gave me this look and said "You must be hot!"
I responded with "and why not?"
and she responded with "Well, it's starting to feel hot in here"
Funny statement considering this place was freezing cold when sitting in certain spots.
Then she started to intentionally throw gutter balls and at the end of the round before the school bushes had to leave she started messing around with the controls and caused my pins to line up funny. I went over to tell her to reset the controls and stop messing with them, and told me she was sorry and didn't know how.
Then she set the pins onto her name and asked if I felt better. I aksed ker why that should make me feel better
and she said "it doesn't make you feel better?" So I responded with "Actually it does, come over here and hit down these pins."
Well, she said "we're leaving" and headed off to the school transportation while I waited behind.
Obvious signs or no? B eats me.. All I know is that she has a habit of acting b;tchy so I use her for practice..
