Wilt Chamberlain

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

backbreaker

Master Don Juan

Jul 13, 2007

lol, when I lived in Sarasota, FL last year, i used to show up to the sports bar.. in the middle of Gator Country with my hog hat on. Just talking **** for the hell of it.

I like Florida, but I love arkansas. I'm trying to make myself become a USC fan since I live here.. but it's just not the same.