"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Wifes best friend

SumRussianGuy

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Man, you really fvcked up. I feel sorry for you. I couldn't part with half my stuff. Hopefully you're dirt as$ poor, so you can :(
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HKgunslinger

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****, if that's her "best" friend, I'd hate to meet her other friends.

Here's the deally-o:

You made wedding vows to your wife.

You've now basically fvcked her "best friend". (trust me, the wife is not gonna see a BJ as any less severe)

**** man, you know how the stuff works, might as well go for the kill and at least complete the mission, cuz if you're gonna pay for it later then you're gonna pay for it later. But do the math, the more you "hang out" with the ho, the higher your chances are of getting caught.

'Slinger
 

Crank_It_Up

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Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode. Eddy2000, do you live in a trailer, have severe dental problems, and the IQ of a chicken?

Don't you know anything Edy? The best cheating is always done with the wife's sister, mother, or dad. I'll watch for ya on Springer, good luck.
 

gixxer

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Yeah, bro, you blew a sweet shot at having regular 3 ways......

Good luck with your little pscho drama there - it's probably going to get ugly. See you on COPS!
 
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