"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wierd situation

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okay so i've been dating a lot of different girls for the past few years, and i've come to this particularly interesting situation.

a friend of mine ashley, (yes i said friend, i dont know her because i picked her up lol) , she spent the night at my house on friday cuz i had a party etc.


anyways, i know this is probably unrelated, but i wake up the next day in her arms for some reason (this being wierd cuz of my past friendship w/ her). now i'm not gonna get into the fact i was too wasted to remember the night before though hehe

okay, so she's been calling me a lot the last few days to 'say hi' . so i'm beginning to think this friend of mine is interested in me, i know she was interested in me a long long time ago, but i just wanted to hear another's opinion on the situation.

not tryin to afc over it, just curious about whether i'm gonna have enough money next paycheck to be bangin 3 chicks haha
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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