"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Vulpine

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white sox bill said:
Great idea Vulpine....OK LogicalLefty, first things first
*Go out and get a Abe Lincoln hat that has his likeness towering 1 foot above your head. I hear in another state somewhere they wear swiss cheese as hats
*Always put deer season ahead of ANYTHING, ahead of pvussy,ahead of making money, ahead of family etc. Big Rack now means a 12 point Buck, not big breasts.
*When paying State taxes, always pay 50% more than what is needed.
*When the name Rex Grossman comes up, get down on your knees and praise. In the land of Green and Gold they do the same for somebody named Brett

Following these simple suggestions will help your situation greatly!
See, now that's awesome advice, WSB! I knew you could help a brother out with some Fibbernese.

For all those that have no idea what WSB just said, let me translate:

* Develop your style, maybe do some peac0cking.
* Get a life - something besides "chasing women". Get into your hobbies.
* Be generous
* Find a faith and be dedicated to it if you are spiritual/religious.

Damn fine job with the advice, whitesoxbill. A little generic versus situation specific, but could still help him out. Good job. :up:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Vulpine said:
See, now that's awesome advice, WSB! I knew you could help a brother out with some Fibbernese.

For all those that have no idea what WSB just said, let me translate:

* Develop your style, maybe do some peac0cking.
* Get a life - something besides "chasing women". Get into your hobbies.
* Be generous
* Find a faith and be dedicated to it if you are spiritual/religious.

Damn fine job with the advice, whitesoxbill. A little generic versus situation specific, but could still help him out. Good job. :up:
V I'm laughing too hard to respond now:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
You are becoming one of my favorite CH's!
 

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white sox bill said:
Can't seem to find Fibbernese in my Websters Vulpine.:) Care to elaberate?
Try looking under "Flatlanderish".

By the way, you won't find "elaberate" in your Webster's, either.

You will, however, find "vulpine".

Muahahaha! Happy Friday! :cheer:
 
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