The only way to replicate artificially what runs on womens mind would be like buying an apple computer and install a linux beta version on which you run a windows95 emulator then install both norton and kaspersky antivirus giving each other command to block all internet connections to the other while attempting a definition update.
Also dont forget meanwhile to turn on and off the computer from the reset button or pulling the plug.
Whatever alien or angel programmed womens mind was probably underpaid, drunk or knew he was gonna get fired by xmas.