"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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why isnt it posting my replies?

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God_of_getting_layed

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I post a reply, it goesthrough, but I come back to the board to see the post I replied to not at the top, but in the middle where it was before I replied.

I click it, and see my reply is not in the post.

Yet I goto my post history and my reply is in my post history as the most recent post of mine.

Why arent they showing up on the main board posts?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lol, hey God, it's because I'm controlling the computer database and blocking all of your terrible advice from coming through.

No dude I don't know, pm the moderator.

And ummm btw, MY BUDDY IS COMING BACK!!
 
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God_of_getting_layed

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who are you?

DJ forever? better not be!

trolls need to stay dead
 
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