"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why do girls like to claw dudes? Girls please answer

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DonMEgaHoss

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Like a week ago I hooked up with some girl for a ons at the local hang out called the brewing station. Anyways My question is why do you girls like digging your nails into our shoulders to the extend where we bleed... Im not complaining as long as its with some lovin' its all good. But I lifeguard.... and Im outside at the pool so Im bare back... and other girls their that I mack with notice I have 5 nail shaped marks on both sides of my shoulder blades.. and they get discouraged from going with me cause like I been tainted by another girl to be off limits... like a hickey or something... a calling sign of ' I've been here' have comments like " Have a rough night? " Ladies dont mawl up your guys' back. One f-buddy got pissed off that I had them and they weren't from her... I was like whatever we're not exclusive lay off..

Trying' to keep the Don Mega to herself greedy thang... Im here to spread my lovin'
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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if a girl scratches your shoulder that bad... it def calls for anal... you and i both know you deserve it
 
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I have to ask them if they took a shat lately.. I dont wanna fudge-sicle ( shat past term for sh!t) One time I hit the butt too hard and fast and she clinched >.< omg thats a strong ring of muscle... felt like a vice!
 
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I've always been amazed at the strength of some women's p ussies. Jesus christ, be careful while I'm in there! lol

EDIT: But yeah, rough sex is hot sometimes. I have serious fantasies about crazy sh~t I'd like to try... there's some movie where a guy strangles a girl ("playfully") while he screws her laying across a grand piano, but he accidentally kills her. (What movie IS that anyway)

Aside from the her dying part, I find that to be hot. Don't try this at home, but I've been told that lack of oxygen is a way of getting high of sorts. I can imagine that done right, it would be great for the right girl.

I had one girl who liked me to literally pin her down during sex. She'd try to escape and I'd literally force her back down.

Afterwards she was always like "that was SO hot"
 
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