"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Why do American towns use the same names as other foreign towns?

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Joe The Homophobe
atheists say hell don't exist, but it actually does and is right there in Michigan

its called detroit..
Detroit ain't so bad. I've seen worse for sure.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
There is a town in Michigan called Hell, too.

And yes, sometimes it freezes over.

http://www.broncofix.com/albums/Drw/hell_freeze_sign.jpg
And I've actualy been there :D
My Jeep club just for fun has annual blessing of the Jeeps by a minister in Hell Michigan :) We go there just for fun, and he blesses us before the summer 4wheeling season so that we don't break any stuff. One guy just blew up his trans last week and another one blew up his engine so I guess the blessing didn't work all that good this year :mad:
 
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