"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who's The Greatest Pickup Artist Of All Time?

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I'm in the process of reading Neil Strauss' "The Game"IF YOUR A MEMBER OF THIS SITE GET THIS BOOK NOW!!!! IT'S REQUIRED READING!!!! Strauss as a former AFC who transformed himself into arguably one of "The Masters."

It got me to thinking. Who are the greatest pick up artists of all time? What made them great? What are their techniques and methods? I'm proudly a student of the game. My education never will never end because there is something always new to learn. Personally my goal is to elevate my game to an unfathomable dimenisions. I want to be like Hugh Heffner and be dating mutiple women at the same time and not only do they know about it, they're cool with it. I want to go out on dates with more than one women at the sametime. I want to have menages at my leisure. I not only want to get the number, I want to end the first encounter by tonguing a chick. I want to evolve into the guy that women have this inexplicable passion for that's normally reserved for celebrities and athletes.

The information is out there and I'm going to soak it all up. My first step is to re-read the Bible and Bootcamp. Wish me luck.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Bond.. Simon LeBon. :whistle:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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