Who wants to hit the Toronto/Sauga nightclubs this wknd

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Ryan

Master Don Juan

Jul 11, 2017

Looking for wing to accompany me to Toronto / Mississauga nightclubs (Just moved here for work).

I feel like going out this weekend.

I'm a young professional, so I can't go out every night, but Saturday or Friday night would be great.

Requirements:

* Mature (No gangsters "homeboys" pants hanging off your ass)
* Be a man (balls) No statues: no leaning against wall scaredy cats

PM me if you are interested.

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.