Who wants to help me get laid? (Porn link request)

[PeterCrouch]

Ok, basically some girl has guarenteed me she will cook me a pizza if I can get her a porn video with a couple of certain things required.

1) Must be a 3some. (2 guys, 2 girls whichever)
2) Must be girl getting most if not all of the attention
3) None of the actors or actresses should have shoes or socks on (A pet hate apparently)

If anyone can point me in the right direction that would be truely great.

Also she asked me why "while during sex is it like all focused on the guy? i mean once hes done thats it the whole things done.. nevermind if the girls ok or not!"

Which I couldn't think of anything to say so I said something like the sooner were finished the sooner you can get back to the kitchen where you feel at home. Were only thinking of you. Basically laughed it off. Went ok, she asked if I was one of those selfish guys so I said in a ****y, obviously joking kinda way "I like to think so". She said "That will be your downfall Peter"

Then we discussed the above request, however any better answers for that situation incase it ever comes up again.

Cheers.

 

[Skel]

wtf? 240 posts and you have learned nothing here?

 

[Fortunate_Juan]

wtf? 240 posts and you have learned nothing here?

Thank you. You've restored my faith in this forum.

 

[PeterCrouch]

What do you mean I have learned nothing? I know its a weird request and situation but what exactly am I doing wrong? :S

 

[SnakeCharmer]

What are you doing wrong?? The better question could be what are you doing right???

She's got you out looking for porn, and you can't figure out where the problem is. My friend, it is called manipulation, and she is doing it to you! If you think providing her with a porn flick is going to get you anywhere, I really don't know what to say. She is simply testing you to see how much of her childish B.S. you'll put up with before you tell her to hit the bricks.

The question I am curious about is what she will put you up to next. Cleaning her bathroom? Re-Organizing her closet space? Perhaps using your toothbrush to clean out the grease from her sink?

While you are out looking for something for her to masturbate to (obvious by the heavy female content), she could easily be having sex with someone else. And, you are none the wiser about it.

Best (and seemingly only) option, is to tell her that you're not her porno delivery boy, nor are you her slave. Then, inform her that one more outburst such as this, and she'll be looking for herself a new man, that is if you think she is even worth your time.

I know it is hard to hear, but you can't be letting women wrap you around their little finger like this. As soon as she knows you'll do something this crazy, she knows that you will do whatever she asks in the hopes of getting a little sex that she knows you're not going to get from her.

 

[Desdinova]

If you cook your own damn pizza, you wouldn't have to worry about finding a porn movie.

 

[Ojete]

If you cook your own damn pizza, you wouldn't have to worry about finding a porn movie.

I agree

 

[ryannath]

Think this guy is just talking to her on the internet and never met her in person because he is looking for a porn link to send to her. How can you get laid from someone that you are never gonna meet? It's stupid. Wow, she is gonna cook you a pizza! Oh my god, that is so hard to put a fvcking pizza in the oven for 15 mins. Man get a life.

 

[pvf94]

Oddest question I have read all week. lol

 

[wayword]

Ok, basically some girl has guarenteed me she will cook me a pizza if I can get her a porn video with a couple of certain things required.

1) Must be a 3some. (2 guys, 2 girls whichever)
2) Must be girl getting most if not all of the attention
3) None of the actors or actresses should have shoes or socks on (A pet hate apparently)

Tell her you'll bring the camera if she brings the 3rd girl.

COMPLIANCE = SUBMISSION.

And women DO NOT want a submissive man!

Remember that!

Now, there's actually quite a bit of girl-centered porn (particularly girl-on-girl) - but of course most is made by men for men - cuz men are the largest porn consumers, duh. But that's beside the point, here. The point here is that this is a shyt-test, and if you do what she says like a puppy dog, you automatically FAIL.

 

[PeterCrouch]

Right, Who has MSN? I have the convo which I will show you all and I feel this will change a point of view or two.

 

[SnakeCharmer]

I don't doubt that she has asked you to find her some porn. I do doubt highly that you'll ever get to sleep with her if she is toying with you like this unless you seriously turn it around, and SOON.

 

[Kev07]

bring a long one of your female friends (well you could bring a guy if u want but that would border on gay) and a video camera. then jsut go over "alright lets get this going, i want my pizza."

 

[Call_Me_Daddy]

Ok, basically some girl has guarenteed me she will cook me a pizza if I can get her a porn video with a couple of certain things required.

1) Must be a 3some. (2 guys, 2 girls whichever)
2) Must be girl getting most if not all of the attention
3) None of the actors or actresses should have shoes or socks on (A pet hate apparently)

If anyone can point me in the right direction that would be truely great.

Also she asked me why "while during sex is it like all focused on the guy? i mean once hes done thats it the whole things done.. nevermind if the girls ok or not!"

Which I couldn't think of anything to say so I said something like the sooner were finished the sooner you can get back to the kitchen where you feel at home. Were only thinking of you. Basically laughed it off. Went ok, she asked if I was one of those selfish guys so I said in a ****y, obviously joking kinda way "I like to think so". She said "That will be your downfall Peter"

Then we discussed the above request, however any better answers for that situation incase it ever comes up again.

Cheers.

There's this movie Pirates something. High budget porn movie and its got a real storyline with a plot!

 

[rrrrr]

This is the worst post ever. Tell her you know of no porn movies like this, but cook the pizza anyways. I can't believe you are wasting your time with this. She's going to think you have nothing better to do with your time but look for porn for her. Why don't you make a CD compilation while you're at it.