"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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who keeps writing these?

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The most sickening thing is that a so called "man" wrote that list. If a girl wrote it, I would have just chuckled and moved on but this is a guy.
 

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samspade said:
1. I wanna suck your c0ck. Now.
2. Let's have a threesome with my hot friend.
3. What can I cook you for dinner?
4. I'm going to vacuum, is that okay?
5. You look stressed, let me get on all fours for you.
6. You inspire me...to want to have your babies.
7. I love that you put me in my place sometimes.

etc....

This list. Is. It.
 

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You have to give credit to the source, this thing originates from huffingtonpost which should surprise absolutely no one. And just listen to the music that greets you at the author's web page... it alone should explain everything. Look at the other articles he's written too, it's the same genre of crap.

Fortunately a lot of male comments are basically the same reactions as ours...
 
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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I would happily employ the chick with the warpaint in my personal 'army'.
 

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JohnChops said:
Honestly, I don't understand why these keep popping up everywhere
Fat girl fodder, they love to read things like that, and they are in the majority. It's a tough realization for men to come to today, but based on how much discretionary spending women control, old fat ones in the majority of those by far, everything you see everywhere has a pretty good likelihood of being specifically tailored to "fat girl" sensibilities. We live in a gynoculture, no doubt about it.

What they really need to title these as is, "What every woman craves to hear from her 6'3" millionaire doctor swimsuit model FWB who is instead telling her, 'let's just keep things casual and have fun, babe,' while banging her every couple of weeks when she comes over to his house, not ever taking her out, and having almost no other interactions of any kind in the interim." In that context, all these types of fluff make perfect sense.

Remember, a woman's "boyfriend" -may be- a guy she dates exclusively and has an actual relationship with, or it -may be- some dude miles above her in SMV who calls her "Tuesday" behind her back. They can rationalize pretty much any reality they want at any time, so long as it's favorable, doesn't restrict her behavior or impulses in any way whatsoever, and allows her to maintain her self-image as a "good person."
 

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dasein again.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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16 ways to make your girlfriend's puṣṣy cough chalk dust and turn you into a Z-Level Chump.
 

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VladPatton said:
16 ways to make your girlfriend's puṣṣy cough chalk dust and turn you into a Z-Level Chump.
Lol at chalk dust. Those bullsh!t lines will definitely keep them panties dry.
 

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Field tested all of these :

THEY ALL WORK GUYS

Holy crap im buying all these women flowers and dinner for our second date! havent even gotten a handshake though, will report back

(all sarcasm, not serious one bit)
 

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JohnChops said:
Field tested all of these :

THEY ALL WORK GUYS

Holy crap im buying all these women flowers and dinner for our second date! havent even gotten a handshake though, will report back

(all sarcasm, not serious one bit)

Don't forget to meet the parents on the first date and ask for permission before taking her to the movies.
 
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