"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Which condom feels the best?

Bible_Belt

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I used an extra-strength one once for a skanky chick, but I swear I could not feel a single thing. The sex was pointless.

No one has said 'Magnum' yet, lol.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Manolo

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I actually use Trojan Magnums. Never had a problem with it breaking. I have never tried Durex.
 

PRMoon

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I use ONE brand condoms. Honestly it's the best condom on the market in my mind. The 576 condom has approx 576 little dots (claimed) on the outside that the girls i've been with recently have gone nuts about. In addition they come in a descreet metal container that says "ONE" in white lettering in a black rectangle. NOBODY knows it's a box of condoms at all. The storage container is on the reverse side and it's flat so it sit's nicely anywhere. Here's the best part, Each of the condoms comes in a heat resistant plastic wrapper. I can't tell you how many time's i've left condoms in my pockets and washed, then dried them and found them with some kind of defect or dried out. These bad boys handle the punishment like champs. I put one through the washer and dryier...It came out in PERFECT CONDITION. You could still feel the lubricant insided where the intact condom squished around. The Wrappers all say clever stuff too like "Smart ONE" "Wild ONE" "Big ONE" "Hard ONE" etc etc and have a picture on them to match.

I'm completely hooked. I'll never buy another brand of condom while this ONE is in existance. They're the best hands down.
 

Mr.Positive

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I tried trojan supras the other night. I was thinking that polyurethane might feel better. It did, but the condom was way too tight. Has anyone else tried these?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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blackbelt2k

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I've been using magnums for a while now, but i keep some trojans without lubricant around just in case i feel like being an ass to the chick, lol.
 
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