"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dman101

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If you have a girl you think you can sleep with, but have nowhere to do it, what would you do. I went to the movies twice already, and got real physical. I also messed around in the car already too. I'm going to see her today during the day. i dont have my own lace and neither does she. im 22 and she 19. Any good ideas?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Dark Chivalry

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At 22, aren't your parents okay with you taking a girl home?
 
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Dark Chivalry said:
At 22, aren't your parents okay with you taking a girl home?
mine know and don't care (i dont have my own place either)....parents of a 22 year old really have no right to care
 

Dark Chivalry

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Well it is their house so they do have a right to care, but when you have a 22yo son, you don't expect him to just be holding hands now?
 

PRMoon

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Bang her out in the car dude! I use to have sex with my ex in the front seat of my car and the back seat of hers all the time. We both have our own places so we could have sex anywhere but it's really exciting in cars for some reason.

Other then that...I suggest getting a room in a motel or hotel.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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bigappledj

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Back when I was in Sweden I would wait for parents to leave house and take girl to my parents bed. It was a big bed. Those were good times.
 
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