"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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When you can't AMOG

GloriouslyInsane

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In some situations you can't blatantly AMOG,for example when in company of close friends of yours (and you don't want them to hate you for stealing all the girls ;) ),instead of amoging them i found really useful to emphasize their afcness,this may be ever worse ( >:) )than straight out amoging them but its discreet and it works.Here's an example that happened recently:

GI pours some beer while other drink sodas,suddenly all the girls want to drink beer (quite a concidence eh?)
Girl: GI can you get me a glass please?
GI: I can't be arsed to get up,i just got cozy here with my drink in hand etc
(here i could input c+f,neg whatever but i don't wan't to reveal my dj identity so..)
GI: Hey bud,can you get the girl a glass? (<- this is what im talking about)
..bud gets the glass

This very often happens when girls are "testing" you and in this way you greatly set yourself apart from others.In a way you're AMOGing them even harder,but with a natural delivery instead.

Another example:

We're heading somewhere that the girls chose,and this question pops:

Girl: I'm not making you come with me just because i forced you to, are you?
Bud: Nah,i really wanted to go to X
Perfect setup for some AMOGing,you could bail with another girl,make them change their mind,c+f etc,but im with my friend and i try to be discreet so...
GI: Come on man,you know we're only going because otherwise she would start crying (in an joking manner).

Point is,be different but not aggresive if you're trying to "safe" game.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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B-Lemond

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I've been doing this recently as well...heh heh

Another good one is "He's a NICE GUY he'll do...."

We all know what happens to Nice Guys....right? heh heh
 
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