Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Who is that again??Originally posted by aBAzLLnA
"True knowledge is knowing that you know, when you do know, and knowing that you do not know, when you do not know."
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I think the point it tries to stumble through is "dont have regrets," which isn't a bad thing. The point is, with how it's worded, if someone knew they had one more day to live, they'd probably do a few pretty crazy things with their last moments on Earth. Fear of punishment and persecution are powerful restraints, and having the luxery of not having to deal with them would lift many, many barriers a person would normally be confronted with in their decisions.Originally posted by TyTe`EyEs
No you shouldn't. I've personally always liked that one. It tells you to enyoy your life while you have it.
What's wrong with that?
Made the hair on the back of my neck stand.Originally posted by SomethingCreative
What we do in life, echoes in eternity-Gladiator
Ovid once said:
Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim
"Be patient and tough; one day, this pain will be useful for you."
Aristotle said that. And, actually, all the titles of Atlas Shrugged's parts are all maxims of Aristotle.Originally posted by Glimpseone
"A is A" - Ayn Rand
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
the more the merrierOriginally posted by Guitarfreakelite
wize men seek for wisdome.