"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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whats wrong with me

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Eulogy

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Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
Haha, like you could ever fathom what its like to be pregnant and go through that "hormonal cascade" of emotions.
The hormonal cascade that will make you a fat, pimpled, bloated whore, 'ya dumb bitch. :)
 

Hot Ice

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^ I'm laughing my ass off here.. :D
 

Eulogy

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Originally posted by LuvMyArmyMan
because being a "fat, pimpled, bloated *****" will last only nine months.
I don't think so. :cool:

My point here is, you're a pretentious little bitch. Get it? :rolleyes:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I am a guy, and I dont have a hairy pimply back (dermatologist), I am actually quite fond of my penis, and I am thin, so no beer belly. I guess I win. :D I am also only a teenager though so i might happen later in life.
 
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