"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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What's up with these college girls getting shot?

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First the girl at Auburn now one at North Carolina. I think they are tracking down the killer for the first one, and I guarantee it will be a crazed AFC ex-boyfriend.

This is out of control.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Damn shame, my girl goes to Auburn had me a bit worried but of course it will more then likely be some crazed AFC
 

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I hope whoever it is doesn't kill at Virginia Tech...or anywhere for that matter.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Alternatively it could be a serial killer or perhaps both of the chicks didn't pay their dealer on time.
 

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LostAndConfused said:
Yes, and the "I'm indestructible and the world revolves around me" complex.
With the frequency of violent suicide by arms in these modern times, I'm surprised that there aren't more of these kinds of incidents. I guess it's because most of the guys who go down as low so as to enter these kinds of states of mind where they'd kill as many people as possible to satiate their thirst for vengeance fear some punishment in an hypothetical afterlife for their slaughter.
 
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