DISCLAIMER: Please note that I don't know where I'm going with this thread, my ideas are not fully thought through and I am mildly drunk but I have got something to say and I'll damn well say it. So at least pretend to read and please respond in a profane and unintelligible outburst of anger because you’re all internet people and that is what internet people do.
I am not trying to preach here, neither do I care for your opinion of myself. That is why you will not find any uplifting rhetoric, excessive italicising or unnecessary capitalisation. And yes, I spell 'capitalisation' with an 's' because I'm an Aussie. That's how we roll.
I've been a member of this forum for over a year and this is my second post. Why is that? Because I realised early on that SoSuave.net is nothing more than a signpost pointing you in the right direction. The direction of pu$$y. Though some would argue that the real goal is to be successful in life, with the ladies and their genitalia being a pleasant side-effect.
Take a look at this so-called tips section. It's basically dudes regurgitating stuff they've read about in the DJ Bible ad nauseam. Let's be straight here, the vast majority of you guys are basically self-righteous keyboard jockeys who read the same stuff over and over, without application. I doubt I'm the first guy to point this out but isn't the point of sites like these to become more sociable in real life, not internet life?
At this point I'm obliged to encourage you all to get off your computers and experience life, but I'm not going to bother. If past Master DJs couldn't convince you lot, then I've got no chance. Besides, I doubt most of you are still reading at this point.
From my point of view, this forum is stagnating. All the best have realised long ago that they don't need this site and that most of you are all dirty little cretin who seek to find fault in everything (a recent example being here. How dare you question such sound financial advice!)
Take a look at this site. Members are actually rewarded for posting 10 times a minute and being on this site for X number of years. You guys actually believe that the dude with 3000 something posts is a 'Master Don Juan'? All that shows is that he (or maybe it's a she, trying to undermine us men) has been around for X number of years and still didn't figure this out. Either that or he's a Master Don Juan yet naive bastard who still believes there is hope for the rest of you. As I said before, none of you are worth helping. Just look at the threads on the Don Juan Discussion section. Fools.
I am of the opinion that the sooner you transcend all this nonsense about tips, tricks and techniques and realise that this is about more than that one chick who sits in the row before you at class. This is about your life.
My top tip: Read the DJ bible, print it out and shove it for all I care and complete the boot camp (but don't take it too seriously), then disregard it all and do your own sh*t. Realise that it will not change you. Pook will not change you, those other guys who are less memorable than Pook will not change you, and this website will not change you until you change yourself. Remember, the first step to change comes from stepping out of your 'comfort zone' which for most of you involves this site.
P.S. I am NOT a Don Juan. While I do subscribe to some of your views, I refuse to label myself in such a narrow way and contrary to what some of you say about how DJ'ing is a way of life and more than the women, the majority of you guys are here for that reason alone.
I am not trying to preach here, neither do I care for your opinion of myself. That is why you will not find any uplifting rhetoric, excessive italicising or unnecessary capitalisation. And yes, I spell 'capitalisation' with an 's' because I'm an Aussie. That's how we roll.
I've been a member of this forum for over a year and this is my second post. Why is that? Because I realised early on that SoSuave.net is nothing more than a signpost pointing you in the right direction. The direction of pu$$y. Though some would argue that the real goal is to be successful in life, with the ladies and their genitalia being a pleasant side-effect.
Take a look at this so-called tips section. It's basically dudes regurgitating stuff they've read about in the DJ Bible ad nauseam. Let's be straight here, the vast majority of you guys are basically self-righteous keyboard jockeys who read the same stuff over and over, without application. I doubt I'm the first guy to point this out but isn't the point of sites like these to become more sociable in real life, not internet life?
At this point I'm obliged to encourage you all to get off your computers and experience life, but I'm not going to bother. If past Master DJs couldn't convince you lot, then I've got no chance. Besides, I doubt most of you are still reading at this point.
From my point of view, this forum is stagnating. All the best have realised long ago that they don't need this site and that most of you are all dirty little cretin who seek to find fault in everything (a recent example being here. How dare you question such sound financial advice!)
Take a look at this site. Members are actually rewarded for posting 10 times a minute and being on this site for X number of years. You guys actually believe that the dude with 3000 something posts is a 'Master Don Juan'? All that shows is that he (or maybe it's a she, trying to undermine us men) has been around for X number of years and still didn't figure this out. Either that or he's a Master Don Juan yet naive bastard who still believes there is hope for the rest of you. As I said before, none of you are worth helping. Just look at the threads on the Don Juan Discussion section. Fools.
I am of the opinion that the sooner you transcend all this nonsense about tips, tricks and techniques and realise that this is about more than that one chick who sits in the row before you at class. This is about your life.
My top tip: Read the DJ bible, print it out and shove it for all I care and complete the boot camp (but don't take it too seriously), then disregard it all and do your own sh*t. Realise that it will not change you. Pook will not change you, those other guys who are less memorable than Pook will not change you, and this website will not change you until you change yourself. Remember, the first step to change comes from stepping out of your 'comfort zone' which for most of you involves this site.
P.S. I am NOT a Don Juan. While I do subscribe to some of your views, I refuse to label myself in such a narrow way and contrary to what some of you say about how DJ'ing is a way of life and more than the women, the majority of you guys are here for that reason alone.