"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
what hope is there? even 007 has trouble with chicks...
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Well I explain that with the fact that they were constatly out of balance and nervous, to know that you partner is able to cheat on you as will (and he is most lilkely doing it) probably drove their hamster restless.
He should have hired jaw as doctor so she would have hurt her hand by punching him, that doctor was looking for troubles when denying all her request....she named him in fact "doctor no".
Luckily he didnt married miss octopvssy otherwise he would have been slapped at least 6 times in a row in the same moment, but who really knows if he is saying the truth or trying to grab attention? after all those argues were for his eyes only.
When you are dealing with a couple nowadays if you want avoid troubles you just have to live and let die, not even a man with a golden gun would be safe between an arguing couple or maybe he would if he were able to get a moonraker and fly away before things were to turn hot.
It seems his last marriage is fine now, surely he spent money on an expensive gift to keep her happy, diamonds are forever.
He should have hired jaw as doctor so she would have hurt her hand by punching him, that doctor was looking for troubles when denying all her request....she named him in fact "doctor no".
Luckily he didnt married miss octopvssy otherwise he would have been slapped at least 6 times in a row in the same moment, but who really knows if he is saying the truth or trying to grab attention? after all those argues were for his eyes only.
When you are dealing with a couple nowadays if you want avoid troubles you just have to live and let die, not even a man with a golden gun would be safe between an arguing couple or maybe he would if he were able to get a moonraker and fly away before things were to turn hot.
It seems his last marriage is fine now, surely he spent money on an expensive gift to keep her happy, diamonds are forever.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Scaramouche
Master Don Juan
Dear Peak,
This illustrates the remarkable change in our Society where domestic violence comes from the Females more often than the Males...It's disgusting...the same happened to me,I demanded that they take my wife away and they did,put her in the slammer!...Gender equality goes two ways,but Lordie you have to be demanding,it took a Male and two female Cops fourty minutes to do as asked....I told them if they didn't I would sit in the middle of Town with a big Poster decrying this situation...as I was sporting a black eye,they relented took her away...Sean Connery,well he is the Brits equivalent of Clint Eastwood,says it all!
This illustrates the remarkable change in our Society where domestic violence comes from the Females more often than the Males...It's disgusting...the same happened to me,I demanded that they take my wife away and they did,put her in the slammer!...Gender equality goes two ways,but Lordie you have to be demanding,it took a Male and two female Cops fourty minutes to do as asked....I told them if they didn't I would sit in the middle of Town with a big Poster decrying this situation...as I was sporting a black eye,they relented took her away...Sean Connery,well he is the Brits equivalent of Clint Eastwood,says it all!