What has your dream chick done for you?

[9Volt]

Has she given you the best low 20's years of her life?

Has she sung to you like an angel making your heart sing a duet with her?

Or professed her undying love for you and written poetry in your hallowed name?

Does your unicorn make LOVE to you?

Has she painted your portrait to hang above her bed?

Is she rated a 99 out of 100 beauty queen on a professional picture rating site?

Does she have millionaires and billionaires proposing to her and dismissing them for you while getting offers to strip for other men in Las Vegas?

What about offering a blood transfusion or swapping kidneys with you? Has your dream girl ever offered that?

Have you even designed state of the art air traffic controls for your dream unicorn to guide her flight patterns in your dreams safely while earning 750k a year? And has it gotten her to not only say YES to a date but let you professionally photograph her for modelling purposes?

If none of the above step your game up.

 

[BlueAlpha1]

Has she given you the best low 20's years of her life?

Has she sung to you like an angel making your heart sing a duet with her?

Or professed her undying love for you and written poetry in your hallowed name?

Does your unicorn make LOVE to you?

Has she painted your portrait to hang above her bed?

Is she rated a 99 out of 100 beauty queen on a professional picture rating site?

Does she have millionaires and billionaires proposing to her and dismissing them for you while getting offers to strip for other men in Las Vegas?

What about offering a blood transfusion or swapping kidneys with you? Has your dream girl ever offered that?

Have you even designed state of the art air traffic controls for your dream unicorn to guide her flight patterns in your dreams safely while earning 750k a year? And has it gotten her to not only say YES to a date but let you professionally photograph her for modelling purposes?

If none of the above step your game up.

She beat up 29 other strippers for you.

Then robbed a bank at gun point because for your birthday you said you wanted to be a millionaire.

Finally, she took $20 from the stash and bought you a red carpet runner for your home, because you are a celebrity after all...

 

[9Volt]

She beat up 29 other strippers for you.

Then robbed a bank at gun point because for your birthday you said you wanted to be a millionaire.

Finally, she took $20 from the stash and bought you a red carpet runner for your home, because you are a celebrity after all...

Ok. But does she polish your gators and take your Hugo Boss suit collection the the cleaners for you on her dime?

And has she closed her pof profile?

 

[9Volt]

Has your dream girl ever white knighted for you?

 

[9Volt]

someone "forgot" to put me on ignore. Guess he's too busy doing random approaches at his keyboard.

 

[9Volt]

deesade concern trolling while throwing a tantrum when his boyfriend PK got himself banned for consistently directly name calling other posters.

try to use your ignore button son.


I don't put posters on ignore let alone whine for them to be banned.

 

[El Payaso]

Enough with the flaming. If you don't have anything to contribute besides whining and complaining, you can dip.