What do you do if the pus stinks?

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Joe The Homophobe

Master Don Juan

May 6, 2008

TheBaconator said:
Also, if it stinks so bad that it just kills your mood. Maybe it's rare lol, but the one girl I described had it so bad I had to smell it throughout the sex, which definetly was a downer.

I don't know if you should say this. It either means
a) you are that desperate that you had sex with a girl that made the room smell like the fish harbor
b) your sex drive is that strong that you were still able to have sex even though your girl turned that day into sexy time on a fishing boat rather than a bed at a motel

:crackup:

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.