"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What do girls think of guys that always talk about sex?
- Thread starter Bonez
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
A man who needs to brag is a guy who is lacking.
Women often rule men out if all he talks about is sex.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
girl_in_a_boy_forum
Senior Don Juan
They think that these guys' jokes get real old, real fast and that they're struggling to make up for some insecurity. And no woman likes a monotonous, insecure guy.Bonez said:I don't know why nobody ever talks about this... oh wait because most guys on this site are KJs.
Anyways back to the question, what do they think?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Snow Plowman
Master Don Juan
I used to use it a lot a few months back, but thats only because I was seeing how far it could go. So longs your not saying sexual stuff as a way to get a reaction. Some stuff I've said
"I'll pull my dik out and slap you in the face"
"My dik is 3 inches"
"Yea we can't do that because then we'd end up fuking"
"You can't handle it, I'd break you for sure"
"I wanna lick it"
I can go on and on. I talk about sex a lot too. Usually if I'm saying my fetishes then I'd indirectly say it. (Say it to someone next to her but she can still hear) The reaction I always get is that they act like what I'd do when it comes to sex is nasty. But you can always see it on there face in isolation that they want me to do all those stuff.
This one girl who has a great sense of humor used to tease me with the stuff I said. A few other girls also end up telling me a sexual story. Overall if your comfortable and just talking about sex just like you'd talk about food, then there is nothing wrong.
Also make sure you're not bragging. I wouldn't say "I'm an expert at oral sex" or "I measured my dik and it's 10 inches" that's just killing your set and isn't helping at all.
Great social skills there, buddy.Bonez said:I don't know why nobody ever talks about this... oh wait because most guys on this site are KJs.
Anyways back to the question, what do they think?
Just last monday after our big test, we had a 3 hour "booze" cruise in which about 50 ppl jump on a boat with an open bar and drink until we drop dead. This is probably the best opportunity in the semester to pick up girls, so I stayed sober and kept working. I got really closed to this one girl, did some heavy kino, talked really really dirty with my hypothetical sexual situations, and eventually made out with her. The friday of that week she called me and actually asked me out, which led to our inevitable fvcking that night.
She said that she couldn't stop thinking about me after I said all those things that I was going to do to her that night. Ladies have a really good imagination, that's why most women read romantic novels to get themselves off. If you talk dirty to them there's no doubt that they would have YOU in their mind fvcking the hell out of them... which is just mentally practicing for the real thing.
hehe, check the first three answers. Was I wrong to say most guys are KJs?mrRuckus said:Great social skills there, buddy.
Thanks snowplowman and Solarium, and you too girlinaboyforum.