Alright I've been asked this before by girls all the time. But I say nothing because I really am thinking about nothing like all guys. Then they don't believe me and ask me over and over. How do you Don Juans handle this question?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
What are you thinking?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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I just say, "I don't know, I've just got things on my mind..(baby)" and then act like about gonna cry, then she gets closer to me and I fall back and we kiss, very emotional. If it leads to sex, do it.
MrP
Don Juan
Oh, nothing. 
(Coy smile and wink)
(Coy smile and wink)Nino-Tk
Master Don Juan
You wouldn't really believe me any way.