"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What are these 3 wheel vehicles people are driving now?

speakeasy

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I'm wondering what they're called. They have 3 wheels, 2 in the back, 1 up front, sit very low to the ground and make a whole lot of noise. I saw some Vin Diesel looking dude driving one and he had all these purple neon ground effect lights hooked up and was bumping house music. It has a bit of a Canopy over it, but the sides look exposed. It looks something like this, but it's not this: http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/01/3_wheel_cars/image/intro.jpg

Pretty fun looking vehicle, but I have no idea who makes them or what they're called.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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called a t rex
 

speakeasy

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Damn, those things are over $50,000. Well, scratch that off my wishlist. :(
 

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Those things have been out for some years. I remember seeing it in a Jadakiss/Bubba Sparxx video. Yeah, it's been that long. In fact, I think a luxuary car rental place here used to have one.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Id spend a little more and get a Z06 Corvette.
 

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jadakiss/bubba sparxxx did have them in they aint ready, they said it is a crotch-rocket mixed with a formula one stock car on BET 106 and park
 

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Cr1msonKing said:
Because that moto is gay as fvck. Most people who ride those also wear Mantyhose, call them Susan alone, and get fvcked up the butt with a strap on.
Whatever man. Not everyone has the skill to ride a motorcycle (or a high performance sports car for that matter). I've driven a can-am and they're decently quick open top for under 17k. It's a steal for thrill seekers who don't want to go beyond their means and abilities.
 

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PRMoon said:
It's a steal for thrill seekers who don't want to go beyond their means and abilities.
lol.

So, basically, its a vaginacycle that has the training wheels built in the front. Anyone can ride a motorcycle. My fvcking MOM rides a police special harley, on long trips, and she's on disability. Hell, I know a guy in a WHEELCHAIR that rides a motorcycle. he does it from a sidecar. its crazy to look at a bike with no rider and someone in the sidecar cruising along!

There is NO excuse for any man to ride that thing, save for curiosity alone. That thing is just a fad that people will buy because its 'different.' different doesnt mean cool. See the snollerblading, I mean, 'ski-boarding' thread.

That thing makes no sense. Its like riding a bike, but not being able to lean into the turns. What reason is there to have two wheels in the front? Just drive a damn convertable. Retarded.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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horaholic said:
lol.
What reason is there to have two wheels in the front? Just drive a damn convertable. Retarded.
SAFETY is the key issue. Anyone CAN ride a motorcycle but as some one who use to sell them I can tell you almost everyone crashes a bike at some point and the primary reason is loss of control. With this the probability of wrecking due to loss of control at high speeds is almost completely negated. You'd have to burn out uncontrollably in a very specific direction to flip it.

Anyway there's no difference between this and a standard cruiser trike other then the fact that the two wheels are in the front. And Harley Davidson (the most renown motorcycle company in America) makes trikes.
 
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