"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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What are some of the craziest things women have said to you on a date?

spiegel549

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"I'm not an a easy lay, but I do like anal!" Quoted from a friends PoF date a few nights ago..

If your wondering, yes she gave it up at the end of the night to him...and yes....anal....LOL!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bible_Belt

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I had one tell me once that she liked anal, and then she said that her bf was on a train to see her and would be here in two hours. He called her while we were eating. I'm pretty sure I could have fvcked her in the ass, but the bf arriving soon freaked me out too much.

That was a girl from law school. She's a lawyer now :D
 

Echoes

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Random hook up at a party.
In bed, she's riding me.

"I love you"

Flacid.

I left a note on her desk after she fell asleep and got the F outta there. The morning was going to be too weird.
 

Poop1337

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Went on a date with a woman I knew nothing about. I found out she was married and her husband was in jail and she had kids... She was looking for some one to **** till her Husband got out of jail. Weirded me out plus I didn't find her that attractive. Really with out the weirded out factor I perhaps would have ****ed her.
 

soulforge

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this was also the shortest date i ever went on


her - Hi nice to meet you.. i thought you would have been a little taller than this?

me - Hey i thought you would have been a bit more prettier than this?

her - i have to go... bye

me - yeh me too.. bye
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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pyros

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hahaha, I have too many:

1. first date. 15 minutes in the date, she goes: "you know, I wanted to tell you something...I can see dead people"

2. first date, 20 minutes in the date, she goes: "You know I have kids, dont you?"

3. Sixth date, she invites me ove to her place to have secs for the first time, on the phone she says: "btw, Im very horny, but I do not feel like suc-king your coc-k, ok?"




etc!
 
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