"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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what are some good songs to get over a girl?

duke104

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music plays a big role in helping me deal with my emotions. im trying to get over a girl and im looking for songs that will put me in that kind of mood. anything in particular that you guys listen to?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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horaholic

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http://www.last.fm/music/Blood+for+Blood/+videos/+1-fBnK2K9FKRI

Best break up song in the world right here!

Lyrics:
****ing your ***** was like ****ing the wound from a shotgun blast... With gang green!
Sorry ladies but this song goes out to all the guys out there
that have been ****ed over by that lie known as love
Bottoms up.

Looking back at all the times we had, I wish I could tell ya' that they weren't all so bad.
But in the end we were just wasting our time,
Yeah I knew what you were but I was out of my mind.
Lost my mind...

I knew you were common when we started this thing,
So very common with you're everyday dreams.
But I was desperate for a heart of gold,
So I took a chance and I came in from the cold.
Life's so cold...

Let me let you in on a secret fellas
if she sucks great **** she's a pro
and if she spreads on the first date she's a hoe

I oughta' have my ****ing head examined for screwing with a skank like you.
But it wasn't like I really felt for you, I was just cold and empty through and through...

I thought you were something but you proved me wrong.
Money is your only god, what a tired boring old song.
Just another coward out to sell your soul but it just goes to show that
Nothing in this world is forever.
And people are all the same.
And there's no such thing as love.
It left me choking like a candle in the cold hard rain.

But there's just one thing I never told ya. You're numb ****ing broad

You were so common, you were so cheap,
Another coke snortin' slut from the barroom scene.
But brother, I was so empty, I was so blind,
I turned my back on the truth before my very eyes.

'cause sister, you could have been anybody.
You could have been anyone.
All I needed was anybody,
All I needed was anyone.

Check this out I was cold and empty and your body was warm
You could have been one of those ****ing blow up dolls for all I ****ing cared
Thanks for the ****ing memories you ****ing sow!
Already Gone, from the Eagles has always put me in a good mood about chicks too.
 

r0cky

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Some eminem songs. I forget the names but he has a few where he talks **** about his ex gf. Theres one where he signs about killing her which i dedicated to one of my exgfs once.
 
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