"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Were Lenny & Squiggy the first pop-culture Omega orbitors?

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I was reading about the passing of one of the actors portraying these characters:

www.tmz.com

'Laverne & Shirley' 'Squiggy' Star David Lander Dead at 73 from Multiple Sclerosis

David Lander, the actor who played Squiggy on "Laverne & Shirley" has died, TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com www.tmz.com

The younger folks might not know who these guys are - they were from the TV show "Laverne & Shirley" in the '70s, and were viewed upon as Omega men (of course, this terminology was not in use back then since the paradigm was for every man to get a wife. :mad: )
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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That was a funny show. They were all good characters, good actors.
May he rest in peace.
 
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My favorite Lenny & Squiggy scene, from the movie "Used Cars":

 
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