"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Good for you man, good luck, stay safe!
Ive always wanted to join the airforce but my out-of-shape ass would die in bootcamp lol, plus I dont think I would be able to hold back a smile with the drill sergeant screaming in my face :D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Visual Darkness said:
So, how many innocent people have you killed? Do you like the taste of the blood of the Saints?

I hope you die before you kill anyone innocent - which is your mission!!!
Dude. Go fvck yourself. Why dont you say that to a veterans face? I'm against everything our military does, too, but you better have some Goddamn respect for people who put their lives on the line for your sorry ass. People like him are the reason you're even allowed to voice your opinion like that.
 

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HandyAndy said:
Good for you man, good luck, stay safe!
Ive always wanted to join the airforce but my out-of-shape ass would die in bootcamp lol, plus I dont think I would be able to hold back a smile with the drill sergeant screaming in my face :D
I've always wondered how guys keep a straight face with the drill seargant screaming like a lunatic. I think it'd be hilarious.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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