errm, this is really odd.. so i was just messin around and i msg this girl online;
me: wasup, wanna lick my nuts?
me: yo fuking answer me s!ut
her: what?
me: what?
her: call me?
me: whats your number?
her: ******
me: its ringing
her: nope
her: why anrt u calling??
me: got a pic
her: no
me: you hot or what
her: maybe
me: whatever
her: dont worry about calling coz i no you wont
me: yeah cause i dont talk to fat ugly b!tches.
her: haha
her: if you say so ..
me: i do
me: im not wasting my credit on some fat girl.
her: who said im fat?>
her: im not fat
me: how much do you weigh
her: and i rekon im ok looking. i get what guys i want
her: hahha
her: later fuker
me: yeah i thought so
me: just as i suspected.
her: how long is ur cok>
her: YEAH
her: now fuk off
her: im size 10, 12
her: i dont care if u think im fat
her: im a good size
her: cya
haha and then i post her number on the main room... ten minutes later i get a call from her??? soo i find out this guy that hates me messaged her and told her my number and she would NOT stop calling me. i even told her to leave me alone on the phone and shes annoying... i got her to shut up too ... she goes;
toward end of phone call:
her: just dont give out my number ok
me: well dont give out your number then
* cause she gave me her number lol - she was lost for words after that *
she kept calling me again. i started being c+f
me: you just cant get enough of my voice can you?
her: haha
anyway about an hour later she leaves the chat. comes back and msgs me on the chat... talk a bit more ... without the cussing and stuff. just easy going chat. so when shes about to go:
her: im going
her: can i call u
me: why... im too tired to talk
her: i see, night then... take it easy
her: yeah same, lol neway im off you have my number, text me only if you want
i was wanting to say something just then but she left too fast. i did the dreadful and txt her:
me: i was going to say, what are you doing on friday?
her: im working, why do you ask?
* i bullsh!tted here *
me: after work. im goin out fri night. just broke up with gf last week. come out.
her: im seeing someone.
me: okay why keep calling me for then?
(this msg didnt send until AFTER her next msg.. dumb phone)
her: I dont even no whats going on with him nemore. Meh guys ill think about it? have a good sleep (myname)
then my msg (me: okay why keep calling me for then?) sends ... how sucky was that... got no reply. that was it. i know she loved the way i spoke to her on the phone.
but did i fuk up with the texting cause i really didnt wanna talk to her at first thats why i told her to leave me alone... but then i realised i need a fuk cause i aint been with a girl in a while. i just dont wanna talk to her like a dikhead on the phone all night thats just dumb. so i got straight to the point and asked to meet. is that okay?
again, i never planned any of this it just happened.
me: wasup, wanna lick my nuts?
me: yo fuking answer me s!ut
her: what?
me: what?
her: call me?
me: whats your number?
her: ******
me: its ringing
her: nope
her: why anrt u calling??
me: got a pic
her: no
me: you hot or what
her: maybe
me: whatever
her: dont worry about calling coz i no you wont
me: yeah cause i dont talk to fat ugly b!tches.
her: haha
her: if you say so ..
me: i do
me: im not wasting my credit on some fat girl.
her: who said im fat?>
her: im not fat
me: how much do you weigh
her: and i rekon im ok looking. i get what guys i want
her: hahha
her: later fuker
me: yeah i thought so
me: just as i suspected.
her: how long is ur cok>
her: YEAH
her: now fuk off
her: im size 10, 12
her: i dont care if u think im fat
her: im a good size
her: cya
haha and then i post her number on the main room... ten minutes later i get a call from her??? soo i find out this guy that hates me messaged her and told her my number and she would NOT stop calling me. i even told her to leave me alone on the phone and shes annoying... i got her to shut up too ... she goes;
toward end of phone call:
her: just dont give out my number ok
me: well dont give out your number then
* cause she gave me her number lol - she was lost for words after that *
she kept calling me again. i started being c+f
me: you just cant get enough of my voice can you?
her: haha
anyway about an hour later she leaves the chat. comes back and msgs me on the chat... talk a bit more ... without the cussing and stuff. just easy going chat. so when shes about to go:
her: im going
her: can i call u
me: why... im too tired to talk
her: i see, night then... take it easy
her: yeah same, lol neway im off you have my number, text me only if you want
i was wanting to say something just then but she left too fast. i did the dreadful and txt her:
me: i was going to say, what are you doing on friday?
her: im working, why do you ask?
* i bullsh!tted here *
me: after work. im goin out fri night. just broke up with gf last week. come out.
her: im seeing someone.
me: okay why keep calling me for then?
(this msg didnt send until AFTER her next msg.. dumb phone)
her: I dont even no whats going on with him nemore. Meh guys ill think about it? have a good sleep (myname)
then my msg (me: okay why keep calling me for then?) sends ... how sucky was that... got no reply. that was it. i know she loved the way i spoke to her on the phone.
but did i fuk up with the texting cause i really didnt wanna talk to her at first thats why i told her to leave me alone... but then i realised i need a fuk cause i aint been with a girl in a while. i just dont wanna talk to her like a dikhead on the phone all night thats just dumb. so i got straight to the point and asked to meet. is that okay?
again, i never planned any of this it just happened.
good luck with that one..