"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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newbeginning

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i dreamt about doing it with this girl for so long, when the time came, i could not get it up, what the hell went wrong?? it was so embarassing, i had to beat it on her to wake it up, but no success. Im not that old yet!!!

what was wrong with me???
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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More details are necessary. Have you taken any medication recently? How old are you? Did you lack sleep? It could be any number of things.
 

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havent taken any medication within the last month. hmmm around 7 hours of sleep. you think it could be because i was just plain tired??
 

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So you were tired? If you were tired then that's definitely the reason. Also you were probably nervous without even knowing it. The best thing you can do is not worry about it, it happens to everyone. Goodluck.
 
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It's s all in your head - stress will cause the blood to stop flowing to your genital area, because stress or thinking/worrying about it too much causes the veins to restrict and thus allow less blood flow.

You have to be relaxed - when you are most relaxed is when you will get the most blood flow, that is why men have erections when they are sleeping.

Quiy stressing - also smoking and alcohol can cause problems. Or you could have a physical problem.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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must've been her hairy ass. that would get me limp in no time. :D

but seriously, its either it was too soon that with all ur expectations and fantasies, your d*ck was shocked to be in the real thang.

jsut dont go too soon.
 
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