"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ways to use Whey Protein besides shaker?

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I just bought a 10 lb thing of ON whey protein.
I don't have a shaker or a blender to mix it though.

Is there another way I can take it? (I heard ice cream, although I don't see how it would mix with that...)?
If not, where would you suggest getting a shaker? I've had bad luck with them in the past (I got one from bb.com)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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blended is good, you can make protein bars, put in in oatmeal... you could put it on top of ice cream i'm sure (although that doesn't seem healthy?), put it on top of cottage cheese... lots of stuff

Some can be mixed w/ a spoon...
 
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Lost said:
I just bought a 10 lb thing of ON whey protein.
I don't have a shaker or a blender to mix it though.

Is there another way I can take it? (I heard ice cream, although I don't see how it would mix with that...)?
If not, where would you suggest getting a shaker? I've had bad luck with them in the past (I got one from bb.com)
Get a magic bullet. That little doohickey is awesome!
 

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brucevangeorge said:
Get a magic bullet. That little doohickey is awesome!
Yeah, you have to have a good hand held blender. You can find these things for under $20.

I make myself an "Orange Julius" each morning and after I get home from work. I blend:
  • A scoop of whey (I use ON too)
  • 8oz of Sunny Delight
  • 2-4oz of skim milk
  • tsp of creatine
  • tsp of glutamine

Occasionally I add a bananna. Undersand that I'm not bulking up. I'm just using the drink to maintain and repair my muscles before and after working out.
 

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Lost said:
I just bought a 10 lb thing of ON whey protein.
I don't have a shaker or a blender to mix it though.

Is there another way I can take it? (I heard ice cream, although I don't see how it would mix with that...)?
If not, where would you suggest getting a shaker? I've had bad luck with them in the past (I got one from bb.com)
Just go to Krogers/Walmart or whatever grocery store is close to you. Go to the tupperware area and look for any bottle that has a twist on cap. You dont need to buy a real "shaker" bottle for this. I use one by ziploc, cant remember the name (maybe twist n lock?), but they come in packages of 2. Since you have ON, im sure just shaking will get really good consistence with no clumps.

Actually, i had questions...does whey need to be absorbed into a liquid to work well? Is it possible just to sprinkle it on food and eat it like that?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ive been using ONs whey for a long time... just dump a scoop into a glass, fill the glass with water and stir. It mixes well, but once in a while you get clumps and its nasty.
 

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Blender's way to go.

Hook up mad smoothies/different blends with it.
like Francisco said. 20 bucks. Got mine at Target for round that price.
Use it everyday. Legit Purchase.
 
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