"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Watch out for "Stephanie"

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Watch out for the member named Stephanie who is spamming the forum with her email.

After some research, I have discovered that she is an EXTREMELY overweight and ugly girl who attends Oklahoma State University.

She is so desperate that she has gone on websites pretending to Emma Watson (Hermione from Harry Potter) and posting her email in hope that desperate guys will email her.

So, I wouldn't bother emailing her unless you're a total AFC into hairy and chunky snatch.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Your post sux. You come across as desparate AFC. It made me reply and call you an AFC, that fat girl you talking about does not matter, your sh!tty post is what really counts.. You are crippy and get easily pissed. What's wrong with you?
 
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WTF? Im just warning members not to fall into the trap of believing that this fat ***** who likes to pretened she is hot celebrities could actually be good for them. Because I know some members of this site are so desperate that the have emailed her and will start obsessing over her.
 
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Wow. Is there anything that won't start a flame war in here?
 
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Mr Wolf is just a jack ass. Ive seen his posts. He intentionally tries to get people riled up, and this probably gives reason as to why he is so socially retarded - both here and in the real world.

From Mr Wolf:

I have some moderate levels of antisocial and narcissistic personality disorders. Big surprise?? Not. I have excuse for that, I grew up without dad and mom wasn't around much, then no life in high school, no friends, etc, etc, etc...
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chased her, confronted her. Ended up tearing her sideview mirror off. Now, she called police.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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miba said:
Because I know some members of this site are so desperate that the have emailed her and will start obsessing over her.
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I see.. E-mailing her and falling in love with a hot celebrity over the internet and then finding out she is fat is something every pickup artist should do! You got your ego brused? What happen?

By the way, you are right, Mr. Wolf is an a55hole.. Mr. Wolf likes it that way.. Do you hate Mr. Wolf? Playa hater!
 
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yeah I got a PM from her. Deleted it straight away. It was a reflex. I mean, random chicks don't just PM me...on fvckin SOSUAVE. Definitely something fishy about that.
 
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MooseGod said:
Oh ****...I go to OSU :eek:

I can guarantee you that fat ugly chicks are not the norm around campus though...
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Are you guys prepared to suffer a horrible defeat in the Insight Bowl in a few weeks here?
 
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Don't be talkin bout my momma!!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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MooseGod said:
Oh ****...I go to OSU :eek:

I can guarantee you that fat ugly chicks are not the norm around campus though...
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So what do you think of us sooners routing you guys 49 to 17

I m from stilly btw
 
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