"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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want to know if ur date is interested in u?

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:cheer: Reading body language:cheer:
Doesn't matter whether she is interested in you, you'll make her interested eventually anyway But look for these signs to show you whether you're already making progress It's also fun to look for these signs as a bystander,
either in everyday situations or for example in a bar - when the guy earnestly believes he is being soo smooth but the woman he is talking to isn't displaying any of the signs presented below, you can't help
but have a chuckle about it
Her lips:

• Big smiles with upper and lower teeth showing with a relaxed face.
• Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth.
• She wets her lips, some women use only a single-lip lick, wetting the upper or lower lip, while others
run the tongue around the entire lip areAnswer:
• She puts her fingernail between her teeth.
• She protrudes her lips and thrust her breasts forward.
Her eyes:

• She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated.
• She raises both eyebrows exaggeratedly for a couple of seconds, this is often combined with a smile
and some eye contact.
• She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.
• While talking to you, she blinks more than usual, fluttering her eyelashes.
• Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile indicates interest in you.
Her hair:
• She pushes her fingers through her hair. This can be one hand movement or more of a stroking
motion.
• She twirls her hair around her fingers while she is looking at you.
• She is throwing her hair back off her shoulders.
Her clothing:
• If she is wearing clothes that show her nipples underneath and you notice they are getting perky and
erect.
• The hem goes up to expose a little more leg.
• She is fixing, patting or smoothing her outfit to make herself look better.
While she is seated:
• She moves in time to the music, with her eyes on you.
• She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm.
• She is sitting with her legs open.
• She sits with her legs crossed in a manner to reveal her thigh.
• Her legs are rubbing against each other.
• Her legs are rubbing against the leg of the table.
• Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you.
Her hands:
• She exposes the palms of her hand facing you.
• While talking to you, she rests an elbow in the palm of one hand, while holding out her other hand,
palm up.
• She rubs her wrists up and down.
• She sits with one hand touching one of her breasts.
• She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she's thinking about you and her relating
in some way
• She is fondling keys, sliding hands up and down a glass, playing with toys or other things on the
table.
• She plays with her jewellery, especially with stroking and pulling motions.
• She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand while talking to you (in case you already haven't
started kino yourself, dumbass.
• She is pretending to look at her watch as you pass her.
Her voice
• She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours.
• She speeds up or slows down her speaking to match yours.
• She laughs in unison with you.
• In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you.
Micellaneous:
• She mirrors your body language and body positions.
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• Her skin tone becomes red while being around you.
• She leans over and speaks into her friend's ear, just like in junior high school.
• She is standing with her head ****ed slightly at an angle, one foot behind the other, hips slightly
thrust forward.
• At a party - every once in a while she seems to appear out of nowhere in your vicinity and if you
move to another spot, son she appears out of nowhere again, you catch her glancing in your general
direction (actually, glancing at YOU dummy!, she bumps into you. accidentally, touches you.
accidentally etc
 
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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