Suave88
Master Don Juan
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The only troll here was you, now you are getting blocked.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Valentine's day and calling to set up a date.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Suave88
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Sep 23, 2019
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- 710
- Reaction score
- 271
- Age
- 47
Last February 15, 2022. I did not call on February 14 to set up anything. Fck no!
Rinnnnnggggggggggggggg………….
She: Hello
Ali G: Hey, miss, how is it going????
She: It is good, hey…Ali G.
Ali G: It is me Ali G, the guy who….blah..blah..blah
She: Oh…yes..hey
Ali G: The guy…….who is been Facebook chit chating you..
She: yeahhh……whats up????
Ali G: The guy who doesn’t know a from b
She: Aaahhh laughtsssssss
Ali G: Laught, listen… I am coming on Saturday to your hometown, hang out with me.
She: OK
She: I am… I just got off a wreck…
Ali G: (WTF) You do what????
She: I just got out of a wreck, so I am about to go in the Hospital, right now.
Ali G: Ohhh so, you just got out of a wreck…
She: Yeah,….pretty bad wreck.
Ali G: Ohhh……****tttt
She: I am going to go to the hospital right now. So let meee…..I text you…ok?????
Ali G: You text me Saturday or?????
She: No.. I’m gonna text you right now.
Ali G: Okeeeyyy..
She: Alrightttt????
She: I am trying to get……..
Ali G: Click
The, she Facebook PMed me some 6 pics of the wreck within a few secs of me hanging.
The time spent on chatting was 58 sec. Date: February 15,2022.
Rinnnnnggggggggggggggg………….
She: Hello
Ali G: Hey, miss, how is it going????
She: It is good, hey…Ali G.
Ali G: It is me Ali G, the guy who….blah..blah..blah
She: Oh…yes..hey
Ali G: The guy…….who is been Facebook chit chating you..
She: yeahhh……whats up????
Ali G: The guy who doesn’t know a from b
She: Aaahhh laughtsssssss
Ali G: Laught, listen… I am coming on Saturday to your hometown, hang out with me.
She: OK
She: I am… I just got off a wreck…
Ali G: (WTF) You do what????
She: I just got out of a wreck, so I am about to go in the Hospital, right now.
Ali G: Ohhh so, you just got out of a wreck…
She: Yeah,….pretty bad wreck.
Ali G: Ohhh……****tttt
She: I am going to go to the hospital right now. So let meee…..I text you…ok?????
Ali G: You text me Saturday or?????
She: No.. I’m gonna text you right now.
Ali G: Okeeeyyy..
She: Alrightttt????
She: I am trying to get……..
Ali G: Click
The, she Facebook PMed me some 6 pics of the wreck within a few secs of me hanging.
The time spent on chatting was 58 sec. Date: February 15,2022.
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