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Using Vicks Vapor Rub as a lubricant?

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does anyone have any experience with this?
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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All I know is that altoids in a chicks mouth during oral is fun for about 2 seconds, then it hurts.

Im sure that Vicks is around the same "Icy Hot" sensation. Not cool, unless you have beaten it raw and more or less out of any feeling.

:D
 

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what the fukk? Vicks as a lubricant? Where the **** did you hear this?
 

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Your taking the whole "stuffy, aching itchy HEAD" thing way to far man....
 

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I hate the smell of that crap, and I wouldn't be caught dead using it.

Also, WTF? That's like bringing a bottle of Listerine to a BYOB party. Go to a sex shop and buy some REAL lubricant.
 
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One time before I went to jail I was gonna whack it and ****ing 10 minutes before I was putting IcyHot on my knees and I forgot to wash my hands and so my penis area was definately experiencing new sensations and they weren't exactly pleasurable...
 

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D@mn, what the hell happened to using plain old Vaseline??? :p
 

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I *smell* a troll, and it smells like vicks-vaporub.
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by Donald Kaufman
Try chapstick. She'll thank you for it. :)
Good one... Now were you suggesting he use the lubrication or the actual Chapstick case for other things?
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Two words...

POP ROCKS!

you mean you are the only man not to cry when the pop rocks start popping?
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by penkitten
you mean you are the only man not to cry when the pop rocks start popping?
I plead the 5th... Actually, it's actually not that bad after drinking a fifth... :p
 

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i was putting icy hot on my thighs once, and on my inner thighs... then it rubbed off on my balls by accident...

they started to burn, so i jumped in the pool....

the water made it worse...

so i'm running around screaming and trying to wipe it off with a towel

this happened in front of my ex and her mom, too...

hahahaha good times, not really, but funny now
 

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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Two words...

POP ROCKS!
Where can you get Pop Rocks? I have been looking for it in a few stores and haven't found any.
 

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Originally posted by GlutusMaximus86
Where can you get Pop Rocks? I have been looking for it in a few stores and haven't found any.
Sometimes you can find them in some of the larger drug store chains like Walgreens or CVS. You may also find them in some of the bulk candy stores that are in some of the malls.
 

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