US fly over Russia /// Russia fly over US

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

backseatjuan

Banned

Oct 9, 2019

Did you know that there is an agreement that US can fly spy planes over Russia and vice versa??

Russia can actually fly over US..... a spy plane, based on agreement..

And it's from 70s or something similar, so it's long long ago...

Trump now wants to exit...

The dirty dirty south, where you at, I know you are here.. Your avatar fingers.. Sht is bad. Bad bad sht. I won't even tell you how bad. It's bad.

Last edited: Oct 9, 2019

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.