"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MY friend hits on girls and this guy walks up

"do you wanna get stabbed?... they are with me"

my friend" oh yah???"

the six guys" we are with the mongols now get the fvck outta here"

we didn't leave and the convo continued but damn...i never expected such an intense reaction just cause we tried to fvck his girlfriend lol...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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saber said:
the six guys" we are with the mongols now get the fvck outta here"
Now that is BAD ASS!:rockon:
 

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saber said:
MY friend hits on girls and this guy walks up

"do you wanna get stabbed?... they are with me"

my friend" oh yah???"

the six guys" we are with the mongols now get the fvck outta here"

we didn't leave and the convo continued but damn...i never expected such an intense reaction just cause we tried to fvck his girlfriend lol...
The Mongol was much more patient than I am. I once poured an entire pitcher of beer on a guy like your friend who was openly hitting on my date. He didnt have the balls to do anything about it, and my date laughed at me line...."Cool off"
 
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