"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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uhm... WTF

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DarkRevelation

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Im going in highschool and i whant help on this. I suppose you dont have a formulae which would make me see a (real) nude girl on my bed :rolleyes: but anything would be useful...

I posted already and got a reply to read the bible. I did. I didnt get much tough so i read SeductionScience (a book) on the same topic. Didnt get much either (more but still nothing):p

So basic question would be.. WTF do i do now?:(
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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You want to know how to get a girl nude and on your bed?

I think you need to REALLY read the bible...don't SKIM. If you read the bible you shouldn't have any problems. There isn't anything in there that specifically tells you how to get a girl naked on your bed...so don't look for that.
 

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maybe if i take a club and hit one on the street... :rolleyes: :p

Hey i already read the bible... <read> it! Read again? I mean no disrispect and i hope noone attacks me with stones but thats just bunch of articles! I need some practice! Like i said i belive there is >no< formulae for this ( if there is GIV IT 2 ME NOOOOW ) so practice! but how, when, with who blah blah---
 

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Formula? Like a man's version of Love Spell (that makes any guy fall for a good lookin girl)? Like a love potion you put in her food? Well maybe the date-rape drug will work... especially if you don't feel like "practicing" in real life. You can't read an article and say you need more than an article and need to read a "practice" or some retarded **** like that.
 
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