"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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two girls in one night

sexy_kuta

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well i got the week to myself, and i was bored so i wanna fuk someone..

without knowing i invited two girls over at my house on the same day but i got one commin around 5 and the other around 7... i gotta get them out by 11

so i have lots of time im guessing but stumped on how to proceed this the bestest and fastest way...

once i get the first girl out im happy, a lil less stress for me for the next.

i can call one of them off but i always like exicement and i wanna try something new


anyone ever came across this?
gonna be hard to squeeze all the for play.. making out **** in that short frame.. i was thinking of chillin for 15 min then bust into it
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Good luck banging em both, as to me i would have enough energy to bang two at the same night!:D
 

sexy_kuta

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lol well i know i wont last that long, so i shouldnt be tired, i always got gatorade :p
 

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anyone seriously.. help
 
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