"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Turning 18

DJ_in_making

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It feels scary b/c I feel like I have a lot of chores to do.

I mean, when I was younger I was like I'd do this but I'm not 18 yet. I'll do that but I'm not 18 yet. But soon I will be I could do whatever I want and I don't know what to do.

It's like when the coyote finally found the road runner he was like. "Now what the f*&# do I do". lol.
I can work full time, buy cigarettes, buy porno (lol), hook up w/ 30 year olds legally. Too many priveleges at once. You guys know what I mean?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by DJ_in_making
It feels scary b/c I feel like I have a lot of chores to do.

I mean, when I was younger I was like I'd do this but I'm not 18 yet. I'll do that but I'm not 18 yet. But soon I will be I could do whatever I want and I don't know what to do.

It's like when the coyote finally found the road runner he was like. "Now what the f*&# do I do". lol.
I can work full time, buy cigarettes, buy porno (lol), hook up w/ 30 year olds legally. Too many priveleges at once. You guys know what I mean?
man, I am 18, and I am enjoying it. it i not realy too many privilages at once, you just need to learn to use them.
 

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You don't even know how much better being 18 is than being a minor. You have soooooooo much more freedom. Casino!
 

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alright guys, I'll look forward to the benefits. Tnx
 

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If your parents or the church is not there to guide you in these perilious times... Imagine what you will be, and it will be so.

at the end a person's broken life, sometimes life can never be the way it used to be.. But Christ can walk with you the rest of the way, if you let him.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by bbestar
If your parents or the church is not there to guide you in these perilious times... Imagine what you will be, and it will be so.

at the end a person's broken life, sometimes life can never be the way it used to be.. But Christ can walk with you the rest of the way, if you let him.
good advice, but the second part doesn't make sense because he isn't at the end of his life.
 

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Originally posted by wavejams007
good advice, but the second part doesn't make sense because he isn't at the end of his life.
Its a metaphor for hes year as being a minor coming to an end...get it?
 

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thanx for the explanation, yes I get it, but hypotheticaly someone can read into it more and deduce that the teenage years or the first part of adolescense is a broken lifestyle, and that the innocence of childhood is broken.

Just some poissbilities.

Still support what he says though.
 

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I wish I am 18 forever. I am 18 now, that's all I wish to be, for the rest of my immortal life, to be 18 forever. :( :eek:

Best age of the entire human life.
 

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Originally posted by sifer
I wish I am 18 forever. I am 18 now, that's all I wish to be, for the rest of my immortal life, to be 18 forever. :( :eek:

Best age of the entire human life.
I prefer to think the best is yet to come, just to be optimistic. I respect your view and all, but if you haven't lived past 18 yet, how do you know it's your golden year?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by sifer
I wish I am 18 forever. I am 18 now, that's all I wish to be, for the rest of my immortal life, to be 18 forever. :( :eek:

Best age of the entire human life.
really? That's not even ur prime yet though....why not like 22?
 
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