Trying to improve my conversational skills with women, where did I go wrong here?

[Popeyes]

Yea basically I'm just trying to improve my conversational skills so that I don't come across as too boring asking random questions. Not really sure what I was trying to do here, wouldn't really call it ****y/funny, not sure exactly what it is just messing around, but she didn't seem to take it too well. So where did I mess up?

This is just a random internet girl I added to my msn a long time ago that was still there. She didn't remember me because I don't think I really talked to her very much after I added her. Maybe one short conversation( if you can even call it that) at most.

Popeyes says:
hey
Popeyes says:
who is this?
Popeyes says:
u were typing something... whyd u erase it
kelly says:
why is it yer being sarcastic .. sorry but i wasn't typing .. but anyhow what was it you wanted to know
Popeyes says:
slow typer huh? i was asking who r u
kelly says:
i do believe i'm myself .. can i ask who you are considering your not on my list
Popeyes says:
thats interesting since ur on mine somehow... do u go to uni of?
kelly says:
nope sorry ..
Popeyes says:
yea im sorry 4 u too u dont know wat ur missing out on
kelly says:
thats alright ..
Popeyes says:
how is it alright that ur missing out on the experience of a lifetime?
kelly says:
why would i be
Popeyes says:
trust me being here is like a constant orgasm the best experience any1 could ever have
kelly says:
lol well i'm glade yer enjoying it
Popeyes says:
im glad 2, but being the empathic person i am i truly feel sorry for u
kelly says:
ahh jeez why thank you
Popeyes says:
y are u thanking me? ive done nothin for u
kelly says:
i'm sure i probably talked to you before .. i don't know why .. can you help me on that
Popeyes says:
maybe in a past life if u think hard enough maybe u might remember
kelly says:
thats ok
Popeyes says:
no its not ok... i need to know because chances are i have talked to u b4 u from t.o?
kelly says:
i'm from quebec , near montreal
Popeyes says:
interesting... s i take it u speak french?
kelly says:
part french speak some but rarely
Popeyes says:
ive heard french girls are fiesty true or not?
kelly says:
i don't know ask one thats truely french
Popeyes says:
so wheres ur other half from?
kelly says:
why are you interested in asking questions
Popeyes says:
because im an inquisitive person just like u
kelly says:
i'm sorry but i'm heading off
Popeyes says:
u should be sorry missing out on talking to me
kelly says:
i'm not sorry i don't like mean sarcastic people
Popeyes says:
mean....sarcastic..... !? where do you get that from
kelly says:
from you
Popeyes says:
how am i mean?
kelly says:
just read what you write and yer very sarcastic . as well as you can't wait for someone to type then let alone you have to comment on there typing skills wether there to fast or too slow to yer liking .. and no to mention how you feel sry for them because there not like you

*kelly may not reply because he or she appears to be offline*

 

[Raikojo17]

dude first off, that was bad. heres wat u did wrong
1. u didnt answer her questions dude. she kept asking u to identify urself and u jus avoided it and changed the subject, this made her feel incomfortable talking to u. if she didnt kno who u were, it's ok to tell her, u dont gotta be all ****y and mysterious, especially with internet girls

2. u were kinda too sarcastic. wait no, u were way to sarcastic, bro. i think u were pushin for the ****y funny here, but u had too much ****y and not enough funny. like that past life comment, that was too sarcastic. again u should of jus straight up told her who u were. she would've more than likely gladly have spoken to u if u told her who u were and talked normal instead of all ****y like a pompous prick, not that u r one, u jus came off as one to her. not to mention u came off as a complete weird bore who doesnt enjoy anything in life. sarcasm gets u no where, bro

3. which brings me to 3. u came off as too pompous and full of urself. like tellin her "she should be sorry she's not talkin to u" or that "she's missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime like orgasms" or watever. i dont kno where u were going with this( maybe tryin to be C&F or make urself sound fun) but this type of talk gains n points. plus u called her a slow typer, which was an insult because u made no points that u were joking, and came off as to needy for her attention. if she's typin, let her type man. u ave the impression of "talk to me! talk to me! talk to me!! *bounces of walls*" which turns girls away fast.

so here some stuff u can do to better ur chances

1. if u do insist on talking like that to girls, then through some "lol's" in there to let her kno ur only joking, trust me, it works
2. dont insult her or ask her nousy questions like "why'd u erase it?" come on dude, who ask's that?
3. tone down on the mystery a bit. if she wants to kno who u r, tell her, if u hide it u come off as a creepy rapist. tru, girls like mystery, but mystery is wondering about u, not wondering who u even r.
4. u didnt even flirt with her man, u gotta flirt to generate interest.

use this and talk to more chicks, cuz she doesnt like u man.

 

[kickureface]

agreed with above. came across as really fake and forced. or, it could be that you just are naturally weird )

 

[t00dumb]

ouch i'm not sure that was even a conversation at all. i'm afraid i have to agree with the replies. i know u don't act that way outside, people don't like to be pushed with ****y questions or rebuttals. be natural, if you were to talk like that in a real live conversation, she'd ***** slap you.

but yeah you can improve your conversation by letting loose and not be up in her face. women enjoy conversations much more than you think. thats why they love to gossip. you want the girl to be immersed in you, your conversation needs to be captivating (attentive) and some mystery but let them bite a few before you pull back. try not to act fake and be somewhat real (tangible). it takes practice after awhile it will be second nature wherever you go. good luck.

 

[unknownDJ]

2 words: try hard

 

[The Forms]

Just relax. Calm down. You don't have to try to impress anybody. Just talk to her like you'd talk to anybody else but a little more flirty. If you make a girl uncomfortable you can forget about it. And she's not going to be comfortable unless you are comfortable.

I'm sure somebody's going to tell me I'm wrong, but dude, don't bring up sex talk like "its like an orgasm" or "are french girls fiesty" right off the bat. Get her comfortable around you, and then steer things in that direction. (not comfortable enough to be a "friend," just comfortable enough to let her guard down enough)