Translating ********, the Code, and Other Nonsense

[ArcturusXIV]

I feel a bit self-conscious right now. I keep getting asked a couple questions by women I meet, and I'm wondering what they mean, or if I need to change my appearance in some way, because I think I'm giving off the wrong vibe.

1) Are you gay? (a very common question to me)

2) Are you a virgin? (another very common question)

Also, I was wondering how to tell the different between something that is ****y/funny and something that is downright rude. I've turned off a few girls by being overly harsh when I'm only joking, and they get offended even though I'm smiling the whole time.

Another question: How do I deal with extremely stuck up girls who get offended by neg hits, or still act disassociative after they've been teased? Should or just leave, or does this possibly have something to do with my body language?

Last but not least, how many of you guys have read a book called "The Code"? It's basically a spoof of "The Rules", but made for men. It's an absolutely hilarious read...I highly recommend anyone interested in dating humour and pimping. Buy a copy on Amazon.com. It's a short read, but very inexpensive; I've reread it several times already, and I always find something in its pages which makes me fall to the ground laughing. You guys only think I'm joking in the previous sentence.

 

[WaterTiger]

Okay...how are these answers....

She: Are you gay?
You: Oh yes darling! You can take all your clothes off and get into bed with me ANYTIME!

She: Are you a virgin?
You: Only for another 5 minutes, you better work fast.

As for the extreemly stuck-up girls who get all pouty when you neg-hit them. Well...that's pretty much what neg-hits are for! To bring them down from their self-made ivory towers.

If you're concerned you're being too harsh, why don't you give us a situation that happened and we'll be able to tell you what you did right and smooth out the rough spots.

 

[squirrels]

"Are you gay/are you a virgin?" = "Why the heck won't you make any moves to get with me?"

 

[CyranoDeBergerac]

Originally posted by WaterTiger
She: Are you a virgin?
You: Only for another 5 minutes, you better work fast.

Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.

She: "Are you gay?"

(if you like her)
You: "I don't like discussing my sexuality in public, but I'd be more than happy to give you a private demonstration if you'd mind inviting me to your room later...."

(If you're not particularly interested, or just want to take her off her high horse)
You: *with just a touch of sarcastic irritation*"What is it with you women? Just because I'm devilishly handsome, painfully sexy and haven't invited you to take a ride on my love rocket, I have to be gay?"

As for coming off gay, perhaps you should try a bit more aggressive body language.

-Cyrano

 

[Paradox]

1) Are you gay? (a very common question to me)

This is womaneese for "Why haven't you tried to bed me?". Why haven't you asked me out yet?" or Why aren't you making your move? I have given you enough "go" signals Why aren't you responding to them?"

2) Are you a virgin? (another very common question)

Ditto above


As for HB 9's & 10's use neg hits. If they insist on staying on their pedastal then use more neg's. Basically neg them until they come down. Neg's do not work that well with 6's, 7's and some 8's who THINK that they are 10's. Also check your wording on the neg hits make sure that you are following the neg hit format.

Check the 'tips' section for proper neg hit use and for several posts on womaneese.

 

[Good_ol_boy]

Her: "Are you gay?"

You: "Yes...I'll admit it,(hang head a little, lower voice slightly) I'm a Lesbian"

 

[ArcturusXIV]

Interesting news-- I just got laid by one of these "Are you gay?" girls. Neato. I'll post a thread on it later. It was actually kind of freaky; I think the girl has more problems than I can deal with, but at least I got some @ss for one night.

Also, I think I got neg hit by one of these girls. She said, as follows:

HER: "Are you gay?"

ME: "No. Why?"

HER: "You should be. You'd get so much d!ck."

A girlfriend of mine explain this as meaning "I want to have a threesome with two guys, and you're one of them." I'm not sure if that's exactly correct, but its probably close to the money. Any feedback?

Oh, and the situation where I was too harsh.

HER: *says something stupid*

ME: (in a teasing voice) Okay, I'm not talking to you anymore.

HER: (looking angry) I don't care.

 

[Paradox]

Originally posted by ArcturusXIV
Interesting news-- I just got laid by one of these "Are you gay?" girls.

Ok, I was right again!

Originally posted by ArcturusXIV
Also, I think I got neg hit by one of these girls. She said, as follows:

HER: "Are you gay?"

ME: "No. Why?"

HER: "You should be. You'd get so much d!ck."

This was a definate neg hit. She followed the rules and delivered a perfect neg.

Originally posted by ArcturusXIV
A girlfriend of mine explain this as meaning "I want to have a threesome with two guys, and you're one of them." I'm not sure if that's exactly correct, but its probably close to the money. Any feedback?

This is totally wrong. That is not what it means. In fact the girl who gave you this advice likes you. She is ****blocking but she is being sly about it. The neg hit just means that she finds you attractive and unapproachable.

 

[undesputable]

her:are you gay?
me: i realize youre getting frustrated, but just because im not as easy as you would want me to be doesnt mean im gay.

her:are you a virgin?
me: if you really want to know, im really a sex master, all your little tricks wont work with me, but i can teach you a trick or 2...

and dont smile ALL THE TIME....make her guess if your serious, add a little more suspense

 

[Amalthea]

Originally posted by Paradox
1) Are you gay? (a very common question to me)

This is womaneese for "Why haven't you tried to bed me?". Why haven't you asked me out yet?" or Why aren't you making your move? I have given you enough "go" signals Why aren't you responding to them?"

2) Are you a virgin? (another very common question)

Ditto above

I have to agree with Paradox on this one... The woman most likely has a high IL in you and doesn't understand why you haven't bitten yet... She knows you're interested, she knows you know that she's interested... So she's probably thinking, "I'm tired of waiting for him to finally make a move" and she's impatient enough to challenge you with these two rather direct ******** questions...

 

[Dark Nimbus]

I used to get ASKED this question when I was less forward about my sexual intentions, but now that I'm a lot more sexually aggressive I get TOLD I'm gay by girls. The difference is they say it playfully now like "Why are you so gay!! lol" What both situations share in common however, is that the girls thinking about you in a sexual way, so you really can't go wrong.

Even girls I sleep with jokingly call me gay at times when we're having a conversation and I'm making them laugh their asses off. Why would they do that if not for associating me with sex? Obviously I have nothing to prove to them because I've already slept with them. One girl asked me that on the first date after I chatted her up a bit, and then a couple hours later starting asking me if we can get a hotel room.

Unless the girl is a total ***** and obviously trying to insult you, the bottom line is, "Are you gay?" = "You're too good to be true, a straight guy with looks/personality". When I get asked this question by a girl I actually know there's an excellent chance I'll be sleeping with her soon.

 

[DJ_Dork]

Originally posted by Paradox
1) Are you gay? (a very common question to me)

This is womaneese for "Why haven't you tried to bed me?". Why haven't you asked me out yet?" or Why aren't you making your move? I have given you enough "go" signals Why aren't you responding to them?"

2) Are you a virgin? (another very common question)

Ditto above


As for HB 9's & 10's use neg hits. If they insist on staying on their pedastal then use more neg's. Basically neg them until they come down. Neg's do not work that well with 6's, 7's and some 8's who THINK that they are 10's. Also check your wording on the neg hits make sure that you are following the neg hit format.

Check the 'tips' section for proper neg hit use and for several posts on womaneese.

WORD!

 

[Tails]

haha, a girl i knew back where i use to study last year asked me if i was gay. gee, i wonder why she asked that. probably because she thinks she's so hot (she's has a fine body, i'd give her an 8)
she asked me to call her, i didn't. so her asking that probably meant the same as you said: "don't you want me?" , etc.

she is only 16 and well i don't like their bullsh|t. they're too annoying. but i'd go her. i just don't wanna put in the effort for a 16 year old. there's plenty more fish in the sea, so i don't care.