"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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too much sleep

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it seems as if i cant get enough sleep...... I can sleep 12 hours a day if i had 12 hours of sleep to spare. Today i slept 9 Hours, NINE hours, came back home in the afternoon and slept some more........ I feel as if I sleep too much and I never have enough energy....... or i do but only for short periods of time........
wtf is going on........ my diet isnt too bad either........ although i dont over do the carb thing since im on a high protein diet.
Usually when I only get 5 hours of sleep, when i come back home from whatever im doing, i sleep for 8 hours straight and then 5 hours later i can sleep for another 7.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Depressed lately? That's on symptom. Check with your doctor. Oversleeping is just as bad as undersleeping.
 

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We shall go into the science for this one, and your answer will be cleared without going to the doctor.
 

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i wouldnt say im depressed....... and tactic, what do you mean?
 

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Yeah I too can sleep forever. Its wierd, I cant just sleep in the middle of the day. But once I go to sleep, I feel like I have to drag myself out of bed, like I could just stay there and sleep all day if I wanted.

Although I dont lack energy once I am up and into the day, I do a lot of excersise and eat healthily.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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